Friday, April 5, 2013

A-Z Challenge Day 5: E is for Elephants



I've loved elephants since I was a little kid. At one point, I had a collection of over 1,000 different elephant themed items, from porcelain elephants to baby bottles with elephants on them - you name it, I had it.

These days, my collection is much more limited: Christmas ornaments.

Every year Hubby and I buy a new elephant for the Christmas tree. We've made a contest out of it - as soon as stores start putting Christmas decor out, we both start hunting to see who can find one first.

Here are a couple of the ones I have:












NEW RELEASE - "Best Laid Plans"




Blurb:

Disowned by his family for being transgender, Kale drained his bank account and set out to go as far as the money would take him. He planned to make a new life for himself. But when the money stopped, he found himself homeless, his plans pretty much screwed. Perry set out to find a male hooker to slake his lust. Instead he found a handsome young man who insisted he wasn't a prostitute.  Can they work past their differences and see what's in front of them, or will the best laid plans stay astray?


Excerpt:


Kale shuffled along the sidewalk, kicking errant leaves as he went. He snuggled his coat around him against the chill of September's early autumn winds as he pondered just where he was going to spend the night tonight. He'd finally run out of money. And luck, it would seem. He shivered and looked away as he passed a scruffy homeless man on a bench. Would that be him before long?
            He skirted past several scantily clad women who offered him their services, waving them off with a murmured, "Sorry ladies, I'm gay."
A black sedan pulled up to the curb, and the window slid down. "Hey!" the driver called out.
Kale looked around, finding no one else who the man could've been yelling for. He pointed to himself. "Me?"
"Yeah, you. C'mere."
Kale peered into the car without getting any closer. He didn't recognize the older man behind the steering wheel, didn't really know anyone in this town yet. "Can I help you with something?"
"Probably." The guy grinned. "How much for a blowjob?"
A fiery blush steamed up Kale's neck. "Oh. I'm not um..." He glanced down at his clothing—red button-up shirt, jeans, boots. He wasn't dressed like a hooker, was he? Then again, what did male hookers dress like?
"Fifty bucks?" the guy asked.
"No, you don't understand." Kale shook his head. "I'm not um...working. I'm just..." Just what? Just a runaway disappointment.
"Fine. Make it a hundred. C'mon. Get in."
His eyes went wide. A hundred dollars? For a blowjob? A hundred dollars would get him a room at a motel and a meal for the night. And a blowjob wouldn't take all that long. But he'd never done anything like that before with a stranger. The guy looked pretty clean. How bad could it be? Just a few minutes' work, turn his head, spit, and take the money. "I don't swallow," he blurted.
The guy shrugged. "I don't care."
The words hit Kale with full force. The guy didn't care. Not about him, his story, why he was out here on the streets in the first place. Not about his past, present, or future. Not about anything beyond his mouth. Kale frowned.
"You coming or not?" the guy prompted.
"Show me the money."
He held up a hundred dollar bill.
If the guy would pay a hundred dollars for a blowjob, how much would he pay for something else? But Kale had seen way too many Lifetime movies about runaways turned prostitutes who got into cars and were never seen again. He puffed out his chest and straightened his shoulders, tried to look like he had some kind of guts. "Okay, but we're not going to a skeevy hotel or your house or anything. Got it?"
The guy shrugged. "Whatever."
Kale looked up and down the street and reached for the door handle. The car, like the guy, looked clean and tidy, smelled nice. He smiled at the green, tree-shaped air freshener hanging from the rearview mirror, and tried not to think of that scene in the movie Seven where the cops found hundreds of the things hanging in the sloth victim's apartment.
"So." The guy glanced over at him. "Almond Park okay?"
Not too far away, and he'd been there before. Definitely not too private. Kale nodded. "Yeah. Yeah, sure."
"There's a spot behind some trees. It's hidden and quiet," the guy explained.
Kale nodded again. Hidden and quiet. Just like him. He looked out the window as the scenery passed. What was he supposed to do here? Make small talk? Keep his mouth shut? Presently, the guy made the decision for him.
"You from around here? I haven't seen you before." He coughed and cleared his throat as he pulled into the park entrance.
"I'm from Boston," Kale told him. "Moved here a little while ago."
"Boston?" The guy swerved to avoid a hole and turned the car down a grassy path. He brought them to a stop and gestured out the windshield. "The spot's a few feet in there, but we have to go on foot."
Kale opened his door and got out. He took a deep breath. Even though he knew he wasn't technically in the woods, the air did smell different—crisper, cleaner, like water and trees and fire all rolled into one. Made him homesick for backyard campouts with his brother.
"You change your mind?"
He turned to see the guy had started up the path and was waiting for him. Kale bit his bottom lip. Tall, broad, and beefy, with a day's worth of beard hinting at a scruffy side and bald, the guy was definitely his type. Flipped his switches in all the right ways. He'd never considered himself a cub, but for a bear like that?
"Hello?"
"Coming." He followed behind the guy to the spot. Definitely hidden and quiet—they had to fight their way through some overgrown bushes just to get there. 

Thursday, April 4, 2013

A-Z Challenge Day 4: D is for Drag Show (Not Safe For Work)



My favorite D thing is drag shows!

There's just something about a hunky guy in a pretty dress... ::wipes sweat::

Seriously though, there's a lot of talent that goes into the show. A lot of our local kings and queens make their own costumes, and of course there's the choreography of the dancing.

Here are some fun shots from shows I've been to:






































Wednesday, April 3, 2013

A-Z Challenge Day 3: C is for Cupcakes and Caesar



This one is a toss up between two things: cupcakes - making them and eating them, and Caesar, my sock monkey!

I'm not a "from scratch" baker, but I'm really good at embellishing box mixes and fancying up otherwise plain cupcakes. And I'm not afraid to try bold flavors - just as long as they're gluten free.

As for Caesar, he became a part of my life over a year ago. One of my readers has a daughter who has cancer, and she loves seeing pictures of him and his friends getting into mischief.

This is Caesar:



And here are some cupcakes I've made:

These are gluten free Devil's Food with coconut, filled with raspberry filling,
topped with chocolate frosting and sprinkled with coconut flakes



And these are gluten free chocolate cayenne, frosted with cherry frosting, 
and topped with chopped cashews and toasted coconuts


















Tuesday, April 2, 2013

A-Z Challenge: Day 2 - B is for Butterflies

Today's post is brought to you by the letter


My favorite "b" thing is butterflies!!

I've actually had the opportunity to visit two different butterfly conservatories - one in New Orleans and one in Oneonta, NY. Both were fabulous and allowed me to walk around among free-flying butterflies.

If you ever get the chance, I highly recommend it!!

From the New Orleans Audubon Insectarium and Butterfly Garden

 





From the Joseph L Popp, Jr Butterfly Conservatory in Oneonta, NY

















Monday, April 1, 2013

A-Z Challenge Day 1: A is for Apples

So for my A-Z posts, I'll be posting about my favorite thing that starts with the corresponding letter.



My favorite thing that starts with A is apples! Not only do I enjoy eating them (preferably with peanut butter or caramel) but I enjoy picking them!

Every year in the fall my husband and I head to Little Tree Orchards and pick apples. The trip is an all day event - including driving through a covered bridge - and involves munching on apple donuts (for my hubby - I'm gluten free), sipping on apple cider, picking apples, enjoying the flora and fauna, and visiting with the resident furry friends.













LGBT Fiction Blog Hop




I have to say, I love that graphic! I'm a sucker for rainbows.

I've been asked why I write GLBTQ romance a lot over the past few years. The answer is two fold - One, I'm queer. Two, growing up there were never any romance stories I could relate to. I wasn't a damsel in distress. I wasn't an asshole Lord or cowboy or whatever stereotypical male, who needed to be softened and shown the healing power of love via a woman's heaving breasts. LOL  I was just a queer kid who wanted to read about other queer people doing romantic things. All while dressed fabulously, of course. ::wink::

Thus, my foray into GLBTQ romance began. I wrote my first gay character when I was in my early teens. He's still around today, though his story changed. He's Faldor, from "Betrayed."

For my part in the giveaway today, I'm offering up a free pdf copy of any of my GLBTQ titles, found on my website at www.dcjuris.com.

To enter to win, leave a comment below with your e-mail, and the title of the story you'd like to win. Remember, only GLBTQ titles are eligible.

GOOD LUCK!!


****PLEASE BE AWARE:  I write GLBTQ romance. GLBTQ stands for gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, and queer. This means my works feature same sex relationships AND same sex sexual acts. If winning that kind of a book isn't your cup of tea, I think you might be at the wrong blog hop. Just sayin'. ****


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