Monday, October 30, 2017

ABCs of DC

A - Age: 39

B - Bed size: Queen

C - Chore you hate: They all make me sneeze. I'm not fond of any of them.

D - Dog's names: Wallace, Mindy

E - Essential start your day item(s): hot tea

F - Favorite color: I like them all.

G- Gold or Silver: silver

H - Height: 4'9"

I - Instruments you play: None. (Unless a dick counts. Does a dick count? ::grin::)

J - Job: Insurance Collector

K - Kids: 2

L - Living Arrangements: with my husband

M - Music you love: just about everything

N - Nicknames: I don't really have one.

O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: Twice.

P - Pet Peeve: Stupidity.

Q - Quote from a movie: "She is starting to damage my calm." Jayne - Serenity

R - Right or left handed: right

S - Siblings: 1 older sister

T - Time you wake up: 7 AM

U - Underwear: boxer briefs.

V - Vegetable you dislike: I don't really dislike any of them.

W - Workout Style: work...out?? ::cocks head and wrinkles forehead:: What's that?" O.o

X-rays you've had: knee, wrist/hand, lower back.

Y - Yummy food you make: chili, deviled eggs

Z - The best place to visit: Anywhere with something pretty to take a picture of.

Friday, October 27, 2017

No Lies...

1. Can you fill this out without lying?  Yes

2. What was the last thing you put in your mouth? Water

3. Who was your last text message from? My sister

4. Where was your FB profile picture taken? At home - it's a selfie.

5. Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20? No one in years.

6. Name someone that made you laugh today? Hubby

7. How late did you stay up last night and why? Past midnight - sexy times! :-) 

8. If you could move somewhere else, would you? Nope

9. Ever been kissed under fireworks? Yes

10. Which of your friends lives closest to you? Karen

11. Do you believe ex's can be friends? Depends on the people.

12. Calling or texting? Texting

13. How do you feel about Dr. Pepper? Yuck

14. When was the last time you cried really hard? Last week

15. Where is your biological father right now? Hopefully Hell - that's where he belongs.

16. Where are you at right now? Bedroom

17. What bed did you sleep in last night? Mine

18. What was the last thing someone bought for you? Hubby bought me a bed for my dollhouse cabin.

19. Who took your FB profile picture? I did.

20. Was yesterday better than today? About the same.

21. Can you live a day without TV? Yes

22. Are you mad about anything?  No

23. Do you think relationships are really worth it? Healthy ones are.

24. When was the last time you were extremely disappointed and why? I can't remember at the moment.

25. Are you a bad influence? Probably. ::grin:: Depends on whose definition you're using.

26. Night out or night in? Either - depends on who I'm with and what we're doing.

27. What items could you not go without during the day? I can't think of anything.

28. Would you share a drink with a stranger? Depends on the situation. Where we are, etc.

29. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital? One of Hubby's friends, Linda, but that was years ago.

30. What does the last text message in your inbox say? "I'm still working on it."

31. How do you feel about your life right now? Life is good.

32. Have you been pulled over by the police? Several times.

33. Do you hate anyone? Hate takes too much effort.

34. If we were to look in your inbox, what would we find? Probably spam.

35. Can you easily tell if someone’s fake? Usually.

36. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass? Depends on what they're testing for.

37. Has anyone ever called you perfect before? LMAO. Um, no.

38. What song is stuck in your head? None at the moment.

39. Someone knocks on your window at 2 AM, who do you want it to be? Someone who can run faster than I can shoot them.

40. Wanna have kids before you’re 30? Been there, done that.

41. Name something you have to do tomorrow? Collections

42. Can you whistle? Yes

43. Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back? Yes

44. Do you think too much or too little? I've been accused of both.

45. Do you smile a lot? Yes.

46. Who was your last missed call on your mobile phone? A number I don't recognize.

47. When is the next time you will see the person you like? He's right next to me.

48. Are you happy with your life? Yes.

49. Can you handle the truth? Yes.

50. What was the last book you read? I don't read a lot these days, unfortunately.

51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with? No

52. Is there something you always wear? My Finding Dory bracelet on my left wrist, and my "follow your heart" bracelet on my right wrist.

53. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Showering

54. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you? Hubby

55. Did you have an exciting last weekend? Nope - nice and quiet, just the way I like them.

56. Have you ever crawled through a window? Yes

57. Have you ever dyed your hair? Yes

58. Are you wearing a necklace? No

59. What's something that can always make you feel better? Always? Nothing. But usually, Hubby.

60. Will this weekend be a good one? I have no idea.

61. What do you want right now? Nothing really

62. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing? Yes.

63. Look behind you, what do you see? The wall.

64. Have you ever worked in a food place? No

65. What would you name your future daughter? No more kids.

66. Any holiday plans for 2017? None that I'm conscious of.

67. What’s on your schedule for tomorrow? Work.

68. Does anyone know your Facebook password? Yes

69. Would you like some cake? Probably. What kind of cake?

Thursday, October 26, 2017

DC Juris 101

1. I can deal with blood, guts, maggots, human waste, animal waste, vomit, any kind of smell, all that stuff - except teeth. I can't look at teeth, I couldn't do dentals on animals at work. The mere *thought* of teeth makes me want to vomit.

2. I don't like to touch my food. If I can, I'll use utensils, otherwise I'll put on gloves. I can eat almost anything with a knife and a fork.

3. I am curiously allergic to sea salt, but not shellfish.

4. I don't like having my feet dirty. Consequently, I don't walk barefoot *anywhere*.

5. I always told my mother I loved her, but I really didn't mean it. I cut her out of my life on January 1st, 2016. I have never regretted it.

6. There are some people in the world I would not help, no matter what they needed, even if I could do so easily. I simply would not help them. I know I should be mature and rise above, but really, I'd just savor their pain. #sorrynotsorry

7. I'm dyslexic. I don't think in words, but letters. I spell every word in my head as I type. If I type "type" I mentally say "t-y-p-e".

8. I have a three inch long, two inch wide scar on my left hip from being cut with a rusty nail as a child. My parents didn't take me to the hospital or doctor, and I almost lost my leg to infection. 

9. In kindergarten I broke a girl's nose b/c she took the princess dress out of the dress up trunk and wouldn't let me have it. In my defense, everyone knew the princess dress was mine. 

10. I distrust anyone who works as a clown.

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Survey Says...

You remember back in the day, when everyone was sending out these dumb little surveys? Someone e-mailed me one last week, so I'm posting it here.

1. Do you have any pets? Two dogs - Mindy and Wallace, two cats - Lollypop and Tina Jean.

2. Top ten tv shows on today: Supernatural, Lucifer, The Orville, The Walking Dead, Preacher, Game of Thrones, Rick and Morty, Gotham, MasterChef, American Horror Story.

3. Favorite color: I like them all. Taste the rainbow, bitch.

4. Favorite drink: Pepsi, southern sweet tea, or most sweet boozy drinks.

5. What do you collect? Besides dust? Moose, mice, doll house items, sock monkeys, odd salt and pepper shakers, antique bottles, Star Trek items, Supernatural items, elephant Christmas ornaments.

6. Favorite book? My all time favorite is "The Island of Doctor Moreau" by HG Wells - I've read it hundreds of times.

7. Favorite writer? Besides myself? LOL

8. Favorite actor and actress: Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, Misha Collins... basically all the men from Supernatural, Oliver Platt,

9. Top ten movies: OMG only ten?? Moonstruck, Lake Placid, The Sound of Music, Galaxy Quest, Spaceballs, Serenity, Finding Nemo, The Island of Doctor Moreau, 300, Tropic Thunder

10. Cabin, beach, or townhouse? It all depends on the circumstances. I could be happy in any.

11. Hobbies? Photography, long drives, nature walks, home improvement, and my doll house.

12. What kind of car do you drive? I don't.

13. Top ten tv shows on in your childhood: OMFG you've got to be kidding! ONLY 10?? ::sigh:: The A-Team, Hawaii 5-0, Simon and Simon, Beauty and the Beast, Hunter, CHiPS, The Smurfs, Jake and the Fat Man, Designing Women, Murphy Brown.

14. Favorite childhood toy: I didn't really play with toys. I just read and wrote a lot.

15. What did you want to be when you grew up? A writer.

16. Any regrets? Moving my mother to NYS, losing touch with Danny, losing touch with Alex.

17. One odd fact about you is? Every fact about me is odd. Um...I don't like to have my feet dirty. I guess that's odd.

18. Favorite food? SOUTHERN FOOD!!! OMG none of these yankees know how to cook!!

19. Pet peeve? People who are oblivious to the world around them, and who lack the gumption to better themselves.

20. Favorite quote: "You're not a man 'til you've pulled a tooth out with a pair of pliers." ~ Captain Phil Harris of the Cornelia Marie.

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

15 Movies

The rules: Don't take too long to think about it. Fifteen films you've seen that will always stick with you. List the first fifteen you can recall in no more than fifteen minutes.

My favorites are in no particular order. They are truly the first 15 that came to mind.

1. Lake Placid

2. The Sound of Music

3. Slither

4. Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

5. Sommersby

6. Hellraiser

7. Spaceballs

8. Flowers for Algernon

9. Medicine Man

10. Kinky Boots

11. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

12. Pulp Fiction

13. Batman (the original)

14. Nim's Island

15. The Island of Dr. Moreau (Marlon Brando version)

Monday, October 2, 2017

20 Random Questions

1. What is your favorite period of history of your country of origin? I'm of Scottish descent, and let's face it, there's no bad time to be a Scott, even when it sucked there.

2. What is your favorite object to collect?
Spiders, rats/mice, rosaries, moose, sock monkeys, and weird salt and pepper shakers.

3. What colour is your vehicle and why did you choose it? I don't currently have one.

4. What is your favorite non-religious 'holiday'? My only favorite holiday is Halloween.

5. Would you ever join a cult, or are you more likely to start one? Does my Star Trek fan club count? Or Gishwhes? I'm pretty sure Gishwhes counts.

6. What does your treehouse look like? I don't care for being up in trees.

7. Finish the following sentence: “If I could help anyone in the world, it would be…” Anyone who needs it.

8. Fill in the blanks: I was raised [Southern Baptist], but now I am [athiest].

9. Please confess one criminal act for which you were never caught committing: I stole food for my kids when I didn't have any money.

10. What is your greatest personal achievement to date? I survived my childhood.

11. What are three goals you have had since you were five years old? To be a writer, to be a good spouse, and to have a house that is cold enough in the summer to wear a sweater, and hot enough in the winter to wear a tank top. I have achieved all three. :-)

12. Would you tattoo someones name on or around your genitals? Ouch!! No.

13. Would you ever work on a ranch or farm? I was raised on a farm and no, I never would again. I'm allergic to 99% of things that are outdoors. Unless I could be a receptionist or something.

14. Have you ever touched an exotic (to you) animal? I've touched camels, elephants, owls, snakes, armadillos - all kinds of things.

15. What is your hobby, or a short list of hobbies? Photography, home improvement, nature walks, and my doll house.

16. What is your favorite musical composition and why? I listen to everything, from Gregorian Chant to Heavy Metal, and I don't have a favorite.

17. A homeless person asks you for some spare change. You have three dollar bills in your pocket, some loose change, and a selection of ones, fives, and a ten in your wallet, together totaling 21 dollars. Your response to their request? I'd buy them some food and bring it back to them

18. Would you kill someone if you had to? For example, saving another persons life? Yes. Without hesitation.

19. What is your favorite t-shirt?  All my "Always Keep Fighting" campaign ones, my NASA one, my "Hello, Dean" one, and my Negan one.

20. Do you possess anything you consider lucky? I have a rune of travel I carry in my wallet. So far I've never had a bad traffic accident.