I also get sent a lot of links to things my friends can't afford to get me, but think I have to have.
That's how I found this little gem. Technically, it's a vibrator though - ahem - no, she's never been used as such.
She comes complete with her very own set of tiny handcuffs.
Here's the link to buy her, if you're so inclined - NSFW LINK. Be sure to check out the slider at the bottom of the page for more interesting ducks!